This game mode is pay to win. Since Piss is Frame-rate dependent, each player will have a different Piss Factor (PF) and a different Piss Per Second (PPS) players with higher PF and PPS will accelerate at the game and do well while those with lesser PCs will only do a fraction of the pissing. in PVP (Piss v Piss) the player with the faster computer always wins. I would suggest that the game is ported to a turn based piss system based on a TCG, cards would be shot out of a cannon and would be first come first serve, to remove the pay to win elements of TCGs, (so that rich players cant just buy more booster packs and get better cards).