https://pastebin.com/LfUhAV7R should be it
Alright, one more shot at this. It looks like a fairly basic string comparison is failing on some machines and not others, which is bizarre. I've put together what *should* be a workaround: https://mega.nz/file/WdhRERzR#MEK9nFuge8c8ros9D5tmuyAJNL0gzGzFfYYqbIUgFGs