Hhahaha ok I'm Chinese, and I can definitely be sure NO Chinese restaurant will suggest you MAPO Tofu, Kung Pao Chicken and sweet and sour pork as breakfast. We usually have soy bean milk, porridge, pancake or some steamed cake-like dishes, it's just like you won't have steak as breakfast. Hahahahaha, this is so funny. Anyway, I came from Bully, can't wait to hear another story.