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*random talking* circle: um, where am i? triangle, square, anyone here? lighter: who you talking to, kid circle: uhhh, who are you? lighter: i have another question, who are you? circle: uhm, *backs away* ramen: yeah, pretty sure everyone is wondering where we are face: yeah, who put us here? *crash* spray can: what’s THIS? space: welcome to… THE FORM! *everyone quiet and staring* space: uhhh..yeah? its the FORM! *still quiet* circle: ok. who are you and why are we here? space: good question! *wait 3 seconds* *becomes low quality for 2 seconds* space: you guys will be battling for a prize! pineapple: hey you! no one cares! cursor: hey! i do! this has been my dream for years and i cant beli- space: *cough* as i was saying, you will be battling for a prize, the control of reality circle: reality? i think ive heard that name before… cursor: can i say- space: ITS TIME FOR THE INTRO NOW! *intro thingy* calc (test tube recyled for our show): a one in eight shot of winning the grand prize? the odds have never been higher (make this cursed later) cocoa: so…can you tell us who you are now! space: oh yeah! almost forgot! my name is space space: and this… IS TIME! time: hello contestants! banner: wait how did he just…get he- pineapple: did you just call us conTESTANTS? time: yep. pineapple: so when do we start, idiot. heart: hey! they have feelings too! dont be a meanie. pineapple: HOW ABOUT YOU STOP BEING A WEAKLING *kicks heart* space: stop killing! time: yeah, thats his job! space: ._. space: anyway, we’ve got some recovery centers! newspaper: don’t you guys have some powers? space: oh yeah right *throws them at newspaper* *recovers everyone* wooden spoon: huh..? where am i? SPACE? space: UHHHHH *kills wooden spoon* space: so uhhh…. lets make the teams now..? projector: what do you mean teams? space: like teams! there are 30 of you, and 6 x 5 is… wait what was it calculator: OW! space: 6 x 5 is 30! so, 6 teams of 5! banner: WHAT? we didnt even get to know eachother! space: too bad :) banner: >:( space: start making your teams, everybody! heart: omgcircleisthatyouicantbelievethatyouareherewearegonnahavesomuchfuntogetherlikedoingthisan- circle: *backs away* heart: o, oh ok bye ketchup: hey stylus! you look tall and cool, you could come in handy one day. stylus: uhh i mean yeah sure why not crown: jewel, you here bro? calc: yo whats up crown, love your vids crown: WHAT DID YOU DO TO JEWEL? ramen: guys, they probably didnt teleport. crown: THEN WHY DID ONLY US- ugh, whatever calculator: anyway, crown, can i be on your team? crown: sure syringe: can i also be on the team? calc: crown decides crown: mmmmmm…sure why not. but how do you know eachothers names? calc: theres a nametag above all of us. lighter: hey spraycan, you seem pretty cool spraycan: thanks, wanna team up? lighter: sure. ruler: can i join please? lighter: n- spraycan: sure yeah why not! newspaper: im also joining yall. chili: omg pineapple stop yapping like actually pineapple: hmm.. how about THIS!? *pineapple rips chili* time: stop making this harder! *recovers* pineapple: WHA- WHY AND HOW? time: i can make matter out of thin air and dark matter. pineapple: i did not understand any of that time: well dont do that again. as punishment, you will be on the same team as chili. chili: well, its not that bad, lets go to crown’s team pineapple: do we have to stick together? chili: i mean- *time creepily watching* chili: i guess so… pineapple: well i dont want to! *team registers* pineapple: NOOOOOO chili: *GET OUT* sfx perfectly cut off proj: hi face! whatcha up to? wanna team up! face: hello, nothing, yeah sure! but how do you know my name? proj: nametag, and thanks! circle: triangle? square? anyone here? *starts walking around to find them* banner: hmm, i wanna find a team thats very cool ruler: this team is going to be very cool! blocky: “now thats the team for me” digital clock: ooooooh, a ramen bowl! heh, dont mind if i- *gets electrocuted* ramen: huh? *looks around* ramen: eh, whatever. plate: oh wow, theyre getting into teams so fast! well, i do want a oh wow, theyre getting into teams so fast! well, i do want AAAAAA plate: hey ramen thing! wanna be on the same- ramen: eh, no. you’re kinda mid plate: <:O close up plate: oh, ok. plate: hey red and yellow thing! whats good bro morals: grrrr, how *dramatic music with boss bar over head*DARE YOU CHALLENGE ME plate: yo brah, chill out morals: I AM NOT CHILL- I AM- morals: you stupid demon you have to chill morals: YEAH STUPID DEMON PLATE, WHAT HE- morals: i was talking to you… morals: OH *dies in a fake way* plate: can team PLEASE? morals: oh wow, nobody has ever asked me that before, i mean everybody thought i- plate: smiling in a non-attention-spanning way morals: oh uh, thank, we team now! plate: :D *proj projects triangle* circle: triangle? proj: yah, pretty cool right? i can project ANYTHING circle: wow, its like theyre still here. can i join? face: yah, you seem pretty lost. dont worry, we will accept you! cocoa: ive seen you wandering for a while, why dont we team up? cursor: yeah! lets go over there! *points to circles team* 4d: crown! im your biggest fan! ive been here since the start! can i join your team, pretty please? crown: uhhh well, you see…uhhh, you, uhhhhh, well, uhh calc: what he means is that this team is full. 4d: oh pineapple: i would be glad to leave, but- pineapple: *looks at time* pineapple: WHY DOES THIS WEIRDO KEEP WATCHING US syringe: fine, i’ll leave 4d: NO! you won that spot fair and square! HAHA, get it? chili: wouldnt it be, fair and cubed, HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA 4d and pineapple: staring 4d: you just ruined the joke chili: :( 4d: k, ill join ramen’s team ramen: wait what heart: hey volleyball! wanna team up? you seem fun! volleyball: yes! plasma ball: hey girls, lets team up… heart and volleyball: *dissappears* plasma: *sigh* no one wants to be with me, as always plate: dang brother no kidding thats why u really got that bentellect ahh rizz *GETOUT sfx* hole: i can be with you, plasma! you could come in handy one day. plasma: thanks, wait, how many players did space say a team needs to have? space: did someone say my name? space: there are 6 teams of 5, pay more attention pineapple: HEY! WE ARE DONE WITH THE TEAM! CAN WE START ALREADY!? time: hahaha…no. sec cam: yo stylus, wanna team? stylus: well, this team has 4 member, so sure! *scribble walking* *bumps into the sun* scribble: AHHHHHHH! IM BURNING, IM BURNING! HELP!! sun: IM SO SORRY- scribble: alright fine, its good. *scribble turns into water* sun: wanna be on the same team? scribble: no! you burned me! i will not tolerate that behavior on my team. sun: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I BURNED YOU? YOU RAN INTO ME CHILLING scribble: HOW ARE YOU CHILLING YOU ARE LEGIT THE SUN sun: dude! also, cant you just turn into water whenever that happens again? scribble: that uses up like, a lot of my power! *scribble turns invisible* scribble: oh no, i died. time: *teleports* WHO DIED HERE? sun: i was with scribble, and he- time: YOU KILLED HIM? sun: no! idk how he died, and i swear if he did die to me, i didnt mean it! time: yeah sure dude. ruler: why are they taking so long? when can we start the challenge? banner: idk, its been so long but they should be finishing up! ramen: hi globe! globe: hi ramen! ramen: you can join our team! globe: this is gonna be so lit! get it, cuz fire…and fire…is in the earth…and globes are the earth….and im a…globe? ramen: anyways, we have one spot left. all the other teams are full ramen: *sees sun* ramen: oh great. sun: hi yall! ramen: ._. ramen: seriously? we have to be stuck with you? sun: sorry :( ramen: well my ramen is a bit cold at the very least you can warm it up space: teams are all set! you are free to pick your names! spray can: we MUST HAVE a good team name if we want to outlast the other- ruler: we will be the RULERS OF THE WORLD! *thing plays* crown: i think we should be called, the kings! calc: nice name, crown! pineapple: that name is so dumb! also, im a girl! crown: well what would you want it to be? pineapple: the most amazing team because it includes pineapple crown: yeah! thats a great idea: pineapple: see, calc? i knew that i was- crown: i was sarcastic. *team jingle plays* pineapple: I HATE THIS SHOW! *runs* chili: watch her come back. ramen: you guys have any ideas? 4d: ooh! i have one! how about.. sun: I SHOULD NAME THE TEAM! i mean, i deserve it! ramen: oh, and what makes you say that? sun: well, i mean- ramen: SHUSH! its time you get a taste of your own medicine. lets have 4d name after he was rudely interrupted sun: don’t you see my struggle? i deserve to pick the team! everybody in my past life always talked nonsense about me! ramen: UGH! sun, we all go through bad things! sun: yeah but- ramen: sun, the world does NOT revolve around you! ramen: i just realized what i just said. im an idiot ramen: fine, sun. you can choose. sun: lets name it “the most amazing solar!” ramen: *trying not to cringe* ramen: dude, what even is that? sun: you said i could do it! ramen: 4d, you name it. 4d: our team name will be… sun: THE MOST AMAZING SOLAR! space: you may not change anymore! cocoa: so, who are you guys? face: wdym? you are in our universe, right? cocoa: nope, you guys never existed. circle: we do exist! *team jingle plays* circle: dude that doesnt even make sense! ketchup: yo, i have an idea! its- heart: i think the team name should represent friendship, as we are gonna win with that! volleyball: how about “heartfelt acts towards everyone”? heart: sure! *team jingle plays* heart: wait, that stands for hate… plasma: hey hole, what do you even lead to? hole: the void. plasma: uhh good to know? <:D plate: the VOID? oh boy, ive always wanted to go there! hole: WAIT DON- plate: wheeee! *crashes* *team jimge plays* morals (right side): omg why does our team name have to be *SHATTER SOUND*!? plasma: wait, since he shattered, does that mean the void has an end? hole: no, whenever someone is falling through me i can do whatever i want with them. i just killed him. plasma: oh…thats not… space: im back! pineapple: finally, just tell us right now what the challenge is. space: the first challenge is a basic king of the hill challenge. as usual, whichever team stays on top of the hill the longest wins, and the one with the least amount of time, loses! are you ready? go! *everyone races to the top* *lighter gets there first* *pushes everyone* heart: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA *collects orb* space: forgot to tell you, orbs appear on the map, which give you random items! heart: WELL WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH A PLUSHIE OF YOU space: dunno. use it. heart: *tries throwing it at lighter and fails* lighter: haha, dummy cant even do any- volleyball: DONT HURT HER! lighter: omg… lighter: RULER! wait up! ruler: whats up? lighter: tell our team to collect orbs while i keep H.A.T.E away from the center! ruler: sounds good! *ruler tells the team* ruler: *picks up rubix cube* *starts solving it* spray can: *slaps ruler* spray can: RULER! what are you doing? ruler: what does it look like? im solving it, duh. spray can: it doesnt matter! just use it to throw at someone or something! ruler: it needs to be perfect! *calc spying* calc: perfectionist….huh pineapple: *gets orb* pineapple: IVE GOT A BOMB! chili: pineapple you IDIOT! everyone heard you! *banner snatches it and throws it at her* chili: thats what happens! *them arguing and being useless* *TROTW still being in the lead* circle: *picks up orb and gets a knife* *circle still being depressed* cursor: here, i can take it. cursor: *stabs lighter* cursor: what? why isnt the timer going up for us? face: you’re a flying contestant, you dont have legs, i dont have legs either, so we might be at a disadvantage. cursor: well, we could have either cocoa or projector stay, while we push the others off! face: i dont have hands either. cursor: oh right…yeah ur kinda useless here. face: oh sorry…but what about circle? cursor: just look at him. face: oh. plasma: coin, useless. paper, useless. grain of sand? ok WHOS DOING THIS? heart: hey, dont treat it like that! instead, think with your heart, about how things can be useful! dont treat it like dirt! scribble: you are literally implying that dirt is useless. plasma: you know heart, i can use your advice. heart: thank- plasma: on you. *uses all the useless stuff he said to throw at heart* crown: i should be the king of the hill! i am a crown, the king! syringe: what he said! 4d: huh, maybe you are right. calc: right. so let him go in the middl- 4d: SIKE! *uses knife he got from an orb to push their whole team off* globe: crazy how yall actually think that could work…heh…go TMAS! ramen: dude, that was so corny. globe: yeah, like corn! ramen: is that supposed to make any sense! globe: no….:( *everybody fighting for the middle* *ramen strangling up security camera* *morals ramming into them* *sun burning morals* *scribble turns into water and turns sun into stone* *scribble gets kicked by ketchup* *ketchup gets insulted by plate* projector: yo circle, you ok? circle: no. i just really miss my friends and- plate: WOMP WOMP HAHA WOMP WOMP HAHA projector: who is saying that? plate: me! projector: stop being mean! plate: oh yeah and what are you gonna do about it? stylus: *shatters plate* circle: thanks stylus pen guy thing whatever! stylus: yeah no problem, except this projector: except what? *stylus gets a sock* stylus: oh man. really was expecting a cool dramatic moment with like a gun and stuff. ok. cocoa: *find a “win the game” and “choose who you want to get eliminated” pass) cocoa: space! space! here you go! i choose pineapple. space: huh cocoa: to get eliminated! space: thats not how this game works. cocoa: no, i have a pass space: wow! nice. too bad i dont know how to read those specific words in that order. cocoa: :( cocoa: EVERYONES ATTENTION! *everyone looks* plate: ok ive already had enough goodbye lol cocoa: i have a pass to eliminate one contestant! pineapple: GIMME GIMME GIMME! cocoa: oh yeah? come and get it! *everyone rushes* *cursor flying around with it and everyone following* *cocoa in the center* newspaper: HEY WAIT A SECOND! theyre tricking us! GET TO THE CENTER! *everyone rushes* *cocoa pushes them off* *chili places bomb* *cocoa dies* *everybody fighting for the middle* digital clock: team! lighter keeps taking over the center! weve gotta stop them! ramen: ooh ooh! i know! everyone this is the eliminate person pass! everyone: ._. sun: ramen! no one is falling for that! scribble: i think everybodys gonna fall for that! sun: what? what are you just saying that cuz u burned you one time? hole: YOU BURNED HIM? sun: yeah, sorry hole: thats it! charge!!! *sun burns them all accidentally* sun: oops. sun: im just gonna pretend that never happened. *ramen in the middle* *everyone fighting* *very close* space: and challenge is over! space: lets compare the scores! space: at first is TROTW, then TMAS, then HATE, then SHATTER SOUND, its down to THE KINGS and EXIST *nervous* space: the rulers of the world have the least time, so they are put up for elimination! plate: yeah! oh, wait. thats bad. NOOOOOO extremely bassed boosted space: vote in the vote. vote form in the description for vote. description vote vote. vote. *turns low quality* newspaper: hey space, why did you make the intro so bad? calc: yeah! i dont even like cookies! stylus: why did you make me fall through the void? you biased or something? *everyone arguing while banner is just on their phone* banner: i think he did a great job. syringe: you were the first shown! banner: i know, im the best. *still everyone arguing while banner is just on their phone* space: FINE! ill change it next episode. ramen: WAITT!!! ramen: if our first video was the intro, and second and third were the memes, does that mean this is the fourth episode? space: ramen, you IDIOT! first off, you broke the fourth wall, second off, THATS NOT WHAT IT MEANS!