Oh my gosh. I'm crying. Seriously. Tears everywhere. It's super ugly.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I'M MAKING THIS GAME. You. People like you. I just can't handle your comment right now, maybe because it's like 6am here and I still haven't fallen asleep, but mostly because you truly and honestly are everything I was hoping for when I made this! Like, this is it, this is the comment I was always dreaming of, and it happened, and now I can die happy knowing that someone out there thought my bullshit was entertaining. I might sound sarcastic, but I'm so serious it's not even funny (heh). Thank you, thank you from the bottom of my heart. You have no idea how much this means to me. It's like all the time I spent screaming at the code on my screen has been validated and my soul has been freed.
Just for you, my unknown friend, I will make Radim drink 2L of off-brand Mountain Dew in one sitting. And The Murder Cock will be forever commemorated in a special scene bound to make someone cry.
(PS: thank you for making me feel like a 16year old on tumblr again)