Overall, a really cool game! I really enjoyed the humor, especially with some of the dialogue and sound effects – it added a lot of charm. If I had to give any feedback, it would just be a small nitpick: sometimes the dialogue moved a bit too quickly, making it hard to read before the next line started. It would also be great to have a few more control options, like being able to click on arrows or use AD, rather than just relying on the arrow keys.
Awesome work though – had a lot of fun playing!