Thank you for the detailed and honest review, it means a lot :)
The shaders and style was meant to be old school and designed to render fast.
After TigerJ did his reaction stream I went back and tried to fix everything he had trouble with, including the crate hotspot and others (I re rendered that room and things moved)
I've tried to take everyone's comments on board and improve and fix the various problems
It's great that the British humour works internationally, I think that was my biggest concern, TigerJ chuckling made my day to be fair and whatever happens made it all worth while
Thanks again Icehouse