Lol, yeah it does not seem like a game that would have a multiplayer.
On the downside, I need to pay $5 a month, and while I'm fine with that, it's unfortunate that I've only seen about 3-4 people in the lobbies before. This lack of players could be due to my lack of experience in attracting others to the game; I'm thinking social media might help, although I'm just starting to use it.
On the positive side, if this game were to attract even 1,000 players, it could become a bit overwhelming at first (only 17, so balancing the game with school could be tricky at first).