I hate Laura so much, you have no idea.
Also, if you decline Brit at the party, 'bbaby' is undefined and it throws an exception in the bar bathroom. I replaced the mention of 'bbaby' in the code for that with 'True' but that might be something to make a global variable that's set to 'False' by default, but gets turned on if you have sex with Brit at the party and choose that option.