also... I wonder if there might be a curse that basically makes you get a larger cock and balls as you go on, however the rest of your body shrinks. would be funny just mirror description where your character's so small and crotch is so large that your character can't be seen except for their crotch or something. would definitely be a mage-build curse or something... or hell, even just have libido (like comment below) increase every day by the size of the balls+cock in inches. perfect mage build, but would really make it hard/impossible against Kangaroo and fallen cleric.