Also, whack code is fine. We all start somewhere :)
And I spent several years reverse-engineering old 90s point-and-click adventures from an obscure-ish French company. I've already seen all the wackiness out there, you won't be able to top that. :P
omg u have very cool lore for a Mysterious Programmer :o also thx for the save file, I'll see what I can do!