This has got to be the wildest thing I've seen in a long time. The more I look, the better it gets. The hip sway, the fall down animation, then the glowing platforms. The vibe is hard to place. Then I scroll down and see a $1,500 tier and that Linux is the only option, and I lose it. At this point I'm tripping out.
I don't know what goes on inside your head, but you took me for a ride. Also, Skinny McSkinface? Get out.