Thanks for your suggestions! So far, the only controls are left and right, but that will change in Secretive Society 2, once I get more time to make the game. If you want, you can use the cheat code “barzil” (as in the place in Slap Battles) to skip the tutorial dialogue, and just to make things easier to understand (for the “nothing seemed to happen” part), the code picks a random number 1 through 10, and then the main gameplay sequence where you said you could just move left and right lasts for that many minutes.