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i do not like playing basketballs when theres a black hole nearby or when someone hands me a bottle

i like playing golf ball on occasions like that, and i usually play it with a snowball and tennis ball instead. 

after that, i’d get a nice warm pillow shaped like a puffball to have dreams of collecting all the coins

i wake up to see news about a bomb, see up in the cloudy clouds that its headed my way. to distract myself, i eat pie and read a book to lighten the mood

for my birthday, i like to eat cake and glazed donuts because they are delicious, like mcdonalds fries. they might taste a little eggy though

i then go shopping for fanny packs at the mall, which near my area, is pretty grassy and for some reason they sell barf bags 

one time at that mall, i met hit rapper ice cube and i prayed that he wouldnt get struck by lightning

i exit the mall through the electric gate with all my items, some having price tags on them 

i took them off like a real winner and folded them in half , i dont wanna saw them in half haha that would be dangerous like on the tv where you watch a movie about chainsaws.

did you know i didnt spend even a nickel on that tv? it all started when i traded a needle  and nail to the store and they were kinda on trees so they just gave me the product

it came with a remote too so thats awesome but my dog decided to use a marker, specifically a green marker, yknow, marker, the green one?

my dog turned yellow after that, sort of had like a yellow face so i waited and stared at the clock until it was over but it wasnt

i wrote down on a notebook with a pen about whats happening to my selfie dog that likes to pin stuff on pinterest and realized i couldnt use an eraser on it. oh well

the way to the doctors office  was pretty rocky and a teardrop went down my face when i got there because i was severely injured, almost like a bell hit me

the doctor was robot flower from the hit show tpot and she turned on the liy with her roboty arms. i dont know how she could ever use a pencil

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WHY DID I TYPE THIS

Wow

truly an incredible story

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that was the story of my life.