One of the funniest things I've read in quite a while. I've only DMed once (and it honestly didn't go to well) but this has inspired me to try it out again more than any of my friends' "you should DM" nagging.
Edit: Oh and btw loved the Todd Howard reference and also the page formatted like Nexus Mods. I'm a pretty severe Skyrim-head so that alone is enough for me to rate this 5 stars lol