This will be the second and last roast tonight, as we've already used up your whole vocabulary
no
The only way you'd hurt yourself while exercise is by spraining you're finger changing the channel.
the only thing I watch on TV is YouTube
You must have been born on a highway because thats where most accidents happen.
this is why nobody likes you
Go play in the road.
I'm an introvert and also it's late out
Whenever you're mouth opens, its like "Woah, someone took too many drugs this night.
