Loser! (Huh?) I have a message to tell you (What is it?) You’re the strongest, the brightest The shining example
You’ve got more loving fans Than our planet can handle And they worship you They’re stuck on you like superglue Yes, your prowess is tried and true You’re our idol cube (Aw, thank you!)
Your authority made you The head of The Losers Now you beg for your praise And you can’t be a chooser All the votes are cast
Few from viewers that you’ve amassed Loser, oh, how it’s felt so fast Here’s some deja vu Despite your popularity, you got- (The second-most number of votes to stay?) (No)
You assume that you’re so righteous So blind to your lying Did you honestly think That you’d win without trying? You said you played With your toys at an earlier date Than then they were actually made
Don’t Think We Forgot If that wasn’t enough Yeah, you read Donut’s diary (But it wasn’t like that)
Liar, liar, pants on Firey (Not a great look, Loser) It was all on tape Loser, you’ve got yourself to blame See BFB frame 168, 855 Truly A Have-Not Despite your popularity, you got- (Okay, the third-most number of votes to stay?) (No)
Did you think you’d B.R.B. when you left the E.X.I.T.? (No, the E.X.I.T. is full) Well You fell from grace So you’ll be our befitting contestant Oh, Loser by name Loser by nature So guess what, Loser? Despite your popularity, you got eliminated