Hii :D thank you for taking your time to write this, it means a lot to me :>
The main thing about this game is the idiot plot, honestly I don't think any character would be capable of thinking about those solutions haha
I made this a couple of years ago in ~25 days, so everything was pretty rushed and I didn't want a heavy story for my first public game (and that's also reflected by the actual """"gameplay"""" like you said. Also I agree with the ancient languages thing lol)
But again, thank you so much for playing and for the nice comment! (❁´◡`❁)