i said to my mom i said
hey, mom, what's up with all the sauerkraut?
and my dear sweet mother she just looked at me like a cow looks at an uncoming train
and she leaned right down next to me
and she said
it good for you
and then she tied me to a wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth
and force feed me nothing but sauerkraut
what is going on right now
YOU RUNINED THE CHAIN YOU ARE NOW CURSED WITH SAUERKRAUT FOR EVERY MEAL
