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Cases of space skin have appearing recently and whilst the major cases (black holes, large planets, etc) have been quarantined we cannot find every infected individual. Luckily, this disease does not pass person to person but instead from strange objects. Whilst a cure is developed, please stay away from all XL laptops, unessecerily deep drawers and giraffe patterned clothing.
Remember to stay safe, stay vigilant, and stay healthy.
This message has been brought to you by the Anomalous Disease Containment Division.
