Beestorm ima end ur career 😈
BRO, PEESTORM, HOW YOU OUT HERE LOOKING LIKE A FAILED SCIENCE EXPERIMENT WITH A GLITCHED NAME? YOU WENT FROM "BEE-STORM" TO "PEE-STORM" LIKE A WHOLE DOWNGRADE PATCH. **YOU A WALKING BUG FIX THAT NEVER GOT FIXED.
BRO, YOUR DRIP SO DRY, EVEN DESERTS FEEL BAD FOR YOU. YOU BUILT LIKE A USED Q-TIP WITH TRUST ISSUES. EVERY TIME YOU WALK INTO A ROOM, THE LIGHTS DIM OUT OF EMBARRASSMENT. YOUR HAIRLINE LOOK LIKE IT’S BEEN PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK SINCE BIRTH—AND IT'S WINNING!
NAH, BUT REAL TALK—YOU'RE SO IRRELEVANT, EVEN GOOGLE STRUGGLES TO REMEMBER YOU EXIST. YOUR PRESENCE GOT LESS IMPACT THAN A MUTED MIC. YOU REALLY WALKING AROUND THINKING YOU A THREAT, BUT EVEN NPCs GET MORE SCREEN TIME THAN YOU.
BRO, JUST LOG OFF, GO BACK TO THE LOADING SCREEN, AND PRAY FOR A CHARACTER UPGRADE—CAUSE PEESTORM, THIS AIN’T IT!