HEY PEEPORN
Buddy you can NOT be talking shit with you pfp that look like it would fit on a toddler’s wallpaper or a 3 year old’s story book about jungle animals you nasty ass fetus you literally talk shit on itch.io of all things, not to mention you have discord you parent’s house-living basement dweller, you probably groom minors on discord and have 69420 kittens you stanky ass bitch I bet you jerk it to anime characters you children loving Neanderthal, you probably call your room “The Bat Cave” sybau you probably goon to Snapchat bitmoji’s, your celebrity crush was the main character of the emoji movie you among us loving autismo. You probably said your dad was Notch and could ban someone’s account on Minecraft when you were 2 (1 year ago) you probably have the same lifespan as a cabbage being boiled in salt you crusty fingered iPad kid you were probably born after subway surfers came out and you’re probably so poor that you can’t afford google chrome you stinky monkey you probably fling poo around your bedroom like a monkey too you probably sleep like pharaoh tutenkamen in the sarcophagus you fat nikocado avocado lookalike you literally probably have more wrinkles than dehydrated spongebob you crunchy reindeer shit you probably look like that one rat that fell into the kfc deep frier you human woodlouse larvae.
—Hydrocholorostorine
