Why do you do this to him?
(Commentatron) HEY! You are a combat-class robot, you are not allowed to be inside the commentator booth!
(Analysis-Bot) *drops A mark 3 sword robot into a pool of lava*
(Commentatron) I hope that pool of lava was above the Orcaneer's tank...
(Analysis-Bot) don't worry, it was
(Orcaneer) GROOOOOOARR!!! *jumps through the floor of the arena and prepares to fight the human*
(cogitoergosum815) oh dear
(Christopher Jacob, AKA the human) Oh, shoot...
(Analysis-Bot) haha! now the human is aquatic mammal robot food!
(Orcaneer) *knocks the human underwater*
(Christopher Jacob) *burble* Wait, I'm in a robot body, I can breath underwat-
(Orcaneer) *eats the human*
his name used to be "A mark 3 sword robot"