Why would I pirate it? I already own it.
The only thing I pirate is the high seas
here's why you'd pirate the game: https://itch.io/t/66497/boats-lava-boats-naval-mode
I will pirate the game on my lava pirate boat in the pirate lava arena as I pirate the enemy robots and their pirate swords and become the best robot pirate game pirate of the virtual seven seas. MUAHAHAH
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