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kat: *JUMPS ON TABLE* *deep breath* 

Have you ever wondered why we're here?

What's it all about, you've no idea.

And everywhere you look all you see is hatred, and darkness, death and fear.

But you know it doesn't have to be,

that I hate you, and you hate me.

Cause even though we're different, it doesn't make a difference... and we can live in harmony.

No, you don't know who I am,

but maybe I could hold your hand.

And together we can understand about love!

Huh, I feel tingly!

Yes, that's love, my friend, and it's time for you to learn all about it!

(Love is a place, love is a thing. X4)

And do you ever feel like life's unfair,

cause everybody hates you, and no one cares!

But if you follow me,

maybe you will see,

that love is everywhere!

What is love, is it in the sky?

No, it's a feeling, deep inside.

Because I'm hungry?

No, you're lonely,
I can see it in your eyes.
I don't understand.
Don't worry! You will soon. Come and meet some of my friends, they know all about love.
Come on, just over the rainbow!

Oh look, there he goes, flying through the sky.
Maybe, we should follow him, or we'll get left behind.
Yes, but there's lot of chicken left,
and I'd like to eat the chicken.
I'd also like to eat the chicken, let's do that instead.

So here we are with all my friends, and they love you, all of them!
Yes we do!
It is true!
We love you!
And you love us too!
I love you too, furry boy.
Heeheehee, harder!

Now, we've eaten the chicken, I don't know what to do.
Maybe, we should look for our friend,
isn't that what friends do?
And we have finished the chicken picnic...

To love each other, is to care.
To be kind, and to share!
I love my friend so I give him a hug.
I made this for you, cause I love you so much
I love my pet, 'cause he's a crab.
I love this tree, and I love this stick and I love-
No no no, that's not how it's done!
You must save your love for your special one.
My special one?
Everyone has a special one.
Even me? But I am lonely.
Yes, it's true! But do not worry,
you're confused, but that's okay.
Let me put it another way.

This is the story of Michael, the loneliest boy in town.
This is the story of Michael, the ugliest boy in town.
Ugly and weak,
they called him a freak,
so he lived on his own, underground.
He lived on his own, underground.
He lived on his own, underground.
So you see, everyone has a special one.
Even Michael!

Your heart beats hard like a big love drum,
calling for your special one.
So be patient! 'Cause just maybe,
your special one will come!
He's made for her, and she's made for him!
That's the way its always been!
And it's perfect! And it's pure!
And it's protected with a ring!
That's the way that all love goes.
Like a flower it grows and grows
And it's forever and forever!

And now we all worship our king, our king
Huh?
(Our king)
His name is Malcolm
(Our king)
He is the king of love
(Our king)
We must feed him.
We must feed him gravel.
Or he becomes angry.
Mmm gravel!
(Our king)
And this is your chance to start anew,
and all we're asking you to do,
is change your name,
and clean your brain, and forget about anything you ever knew.
And your heart will find it's home,
and our love will never go!
Now wear this ring,
and join the king!
And you will never be alone.

Kiri: no more don't hug me im scared for YOU kat 

Kacchan: this is what happens when we remove the parental locks on kat's computer.

Kiri: and let her drink more than 3 cups of tea

Kacchan: and let her do her own grocery shopping 

Kiri: and give her ice cream after supper

Kacchan: you really can't take care of yourself can you kat

Kat: *very much out of breath* i can SO take care of myself 

Kacchan: oh yeah? What did you have for breakfast while I was taking a shower

Kat: not telling 

Kiri: come on kat.... ;)

Kacchan: kaaaat

Kat: i had fruit 

Kacchan: *unimpressed look*

Kat: fruit flavored ice cream 👉👈

Kacchan: and THIS is why you need to wait for me to make breakfast 

Kat: but i was hungryyyyy

Kiri: hahah you two are like a married couple 

Kat: 👁👄👁 what

Kacchan: WHAT. Why tf would i marry such an ugly girl 

Kat: katsuki! *looks like she's gonna cry*

Kiri: *huggs kat* bro! I was just joking 

Kat: it's.... fine kiri, I'll be in my room

Kacchan: tch