Alright, thanks. I can recreate the problem, but there... doesn't seem to be any particular reason for it to happen. The code itself is unchanged from the previous version, and there are no logic errors in it. I'm honestly pretty baffled. At this point, I can only assume the bug has to do with a game engine update, maybe? I'll keep looking for ways to work around it.
Yes, that choice is meta humor, not a bug.
Fixed, thank you.