Hermione: school work and homework and busy work-
Harry: hermione...
Hermione: hello harry why are you on the ground
Harry: come here hermione
Harry: something terrible has happened ill ill never walk again
Hermione: oh no. What happened
Harry: i learned how to apparate! *apparates to the other side of le room*
Hermione: HARRY thats not f*cking funny
Harry: yes it is! The comedic stylings of HARRY POTTER! *apparetes all over the place* *apparates to the same spot*
Hermione: did you just apparate to the same spot
Harry: yes
*music starts* *hermione leaves*
Harry: My name's Harry Potter and I'm really great now
I don't gotta walk 'cause I can apparate now
I'm a good learner and I learn real good
Ever since I learned how to apparate I feel good
I feel on top of the world!
Metaphorically!
Though I could go there if I wanted to
But I don't, so just leave it alone, okay?
Now you see me
Now you don't
Go on, order me to sit still
'Cause I won't sit still, I'm a smooth apparater
Check my magic, don't be a hater
*like 20 seconds of harry apparating around occasionally going unh and yea*
*harry apparates too fast and pukes.... than smoothly recovers*
Harry Potter in France sacre bleu. Harry Potter in Japan so kawaii . Something on the top shelf who can reach? Harry Potter probably can im your guy
Harry Potter on a farm yeah why not. Harry Potter in space feelings great. Cos there aint no place harry Potter cant grace when i a a a a a aparate
Harry potter to the left harry Potter to the right harry Potter outta sight gonna make you wanna apparate all night
*while harry does that ron comes in*
Ron: hello harry may i join u
*uh oh*
Harry: huh.....that felt rlly weird
Harry: whats all that noise
Ron: *muffled screaming*
Harry: looks down*
Harry: ah what the hell ah oh jesus ah
*stacked on top of each other*
Harry: ron. If we both apparate at the same timw maybe we can fox dis. 1 2 3 apparate
Snape: just another cold night alone in my dungeon grading papers-
Harron: *apparates onto snape*
*a lot of screaming*
Hermione: *walks in* *nope*
Snape: *from all the yelling* HeRmIonE HeLp Me
Dumbledore: whats all this yelling
Snarryron: *falls onto Dumbledore. Snape kisses Dumbledore by accident*
*END*
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