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Hermione: school work and homework and busy work-

Harry: hermione...

Hermione: hello harry why are you on the ground 

Harry: come here hermione

Harry: something terrible has happened ill ill never walk again 


Hermione: oh no. What happened 

Harry: i learned how to apparate! *apparates to the other side of le room*


Hermione: HARRY thats not f*cking funny

Harry: yes it is! The comedic stylings of HARRY POTTER! *apparetes all over the place* *apparates to the same spot*

Hermione: did you just apparate to the same spot 

Harry: yes



*music starts* *hermione leaves*

Harry: My name's Harry Potter and I'm really great now 
I don't gotta walk 'cause I can apparate now 
I'm a good learner and I learn real good 
Ever since I learned how to apparate I feel good 


I feel on top of the world! 
Metaphorically! 
Though I could go there if I wanted to 
But I don't, so just leave it alone, okay? 

Now you see me 
Now you don't 
Go on, order me to sit still 
'Cause I won't sit still, I'm a smooth apparater 
Check my magic, don't be a hater 

*like 20 seconds of harry apparating around occasionally going unh and yea* 

*harry apparates too fast and pukes.... than smoothly recovers*

Harry Potter in France sacre bleu. Harry Potter in Japan so kawaii . Something on the top shelf who can reach? Harry Potter probably can im your guy

Harry Potter on a farm yeah why not. Harry Potter in space feelings great. Cos there aint no place harry Potter cant grace when i a a a a a aparate

Harry potter to the left harry Potter to the right harry Potter outta sight gonna make you wanna apparate all night

*while harry does that ron comes in*

Ron: hello harry may i join u



*uh oh* 

Harry: huh.....that felt rlly weird


Harry: whats all that noise

Ron: *muffled screaming*

Harry: looks down*

Harry: ah what the hell ah oh jesus ah


*stacked on top of each other*

Harry: ron. If we both apparate at the same timw maybe we can fox dis. 1 2 3 apparate 


Snape: just another cold night alone in my dungeon grading papers- 

Harron: *apparates onto snape*


*a lot of screaming*

Hermione: *walks in* *nope*

Snape: *from all the yelling* HeRmIonE HeLp Me

Dumbledore: whats all this yelling 


Snarryron: *falls onto Dumbledore. Snape kisses Dumbledore by accident*

*END* 

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Its not my writing but thanks 

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