I've decided to try using a standard format for all my feedback this time around. Please excuse me if I come across as overly curt or miss something important about your game. I'm writing these all quite hastily as there are a lot of games in the jam this year!
What I liked
It's funny as hell and the voice acted parts are comedy gold.
There's not a lot of gameplay but it's short, sweet, and fun. You don't really notice this as something missing.
What I didn't like
Some of the minigames appeared to be broken and/or softlocked but all eventually resolved themselves.
Did I think it was so bad it was good?
Definitely. It's fun and funny but also bizarre, halfassed, and broken.
My thoughts on the modifier implementation
Taking the modifier and subverting it was pretty neat. I think it works really well here because the joke is taken all the way.
Other remarks
I had never heard of Seven Guidances To Wishful Safety until now, so I have zero familiarity with the source material. I think some of the jokes flew over my head because of that though it was still funny. In fact I didn't realize that it was a real thing until after I'd played the game and assumed that it was a general parody of saturday morning cartoons (and also the protagonist looks kinda like Bitch Pudding)
Verdict
A mix of goodbad bizarreness that's one of my favourites in the jam so far.
If you have any questions, comments, queries or concerns, please reply and I'll do my best to get back to you.