I've decided to try using a standard format for all my feedback this time around. Please excuse me if I come across as overly curt or miss something important about your game. I'm writing these all quite hastily as there are a lot of games in the jam this year!
What I liked
Graphics are kinda bad but still enticing. Really reminds me of a Flash game.
Gameplay is frustrating but still fun.
Surprisingly polished overall.
What I didn't like
Fundamentally it's an escort mission from hell. I'm sure that evokes nightmares for many gamers, not just me.
Did I think it was so bad it was good?
Absolutely. It combines goodbad graphics with an absurd premise and frustrating but still fun gameplay.
My thoughts on the modifier implementation
It does a good job of being impossible but it's still just a straightforward literal implementation. I liked some of the more obtuse ones more.
Other remarks
For some reason I thought this had something to do with the Magic School Bus.
Are you supposed to be able to see the ground? It was cut off for me.
Verdict
Bizarre and difficult. I never got very far but I like it. Definitely SBIG.
If you have any questions, comments, queries or concerns, please reply and I'll do my best to get back to you.