I've decided to try using a standard format for all my feedback this time around. Please excuse me if I come across as overly curt or miss something important about your game. I'm writing these all quite hastily as there are a lot of games in the jam this year!
What I liked
The concept. It's puerile, maybe, but unique and different.
The graphics are more oldschool than bad but weird and gross at the same time.
What I didn't like
The controls and movement. Movement is extremely finicky and sometimes the knight seems to jump in a random direction.
The damage effect shakes the screen so much it's almost impossible to control the knight.
Did I think it was so bad it was good?
Definitely.
My thoughts on the modifier implementation
Extremely difficult. I guess that counts as impossible but it feels kind of uninspired.
Other remarks
The first time I played it I didn't know what I was supposed to do but I figured it out fairly quickly.
Verdict
A shit game in a good way ;)
If you have any questions, comments, queries or concerns, please reply and I'll do my best to get back to you.