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Me: i- idk you said it first

*oh, sorry*

*its not ur fault at all, there isnt anything in thw world to apologize for, i did say regularly sceduled after all*

*it happens like once every week*

Para: well!......*MMmMMmMMm* whatever stupid mortal

*oooo elves are in fact immortal unless they die in batte according to meh fantasy manga super real D & D officified Ida approved book manual*

me: :l

*lolol*

*oh okie*

Para: *just eats random food* uh hey mortal, ya want anything? 

me: no thanks

Para: *finds some glowy golden-redish meat* ZOE!

Zoe: yes?

Para: you cant kill an elf and then keep one as a pet

me: *gags*

Para: *eats soem of it* oki ngl it is pretty gud

Zoe; mm-hmm!

Para: *eating and talking* bu no moar, kay?

me: *about to puke* Wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf

Para: your pet needs help

Zoe: *hugs you* its ok, close your eyes