Para: *tries to stab yew*
me: *clumsily dodge's it*
Para: *doesnt want to "waste her time fighting a mortal"*
Zoe: *MY PET*
me: *no im not*
Zoe: *lgith squeeze**my pet*
me: *nuh uh!*
Zoe: *harder squeeze**my pet*
Zoe: *hardest squeeze**MINE*
me: *smacc* nu!
