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Gamepad Controls: A to start. Sticks move your hand and phone. A taps on phone. RB shoos the kid hands away and gives you a boost.
Keyboard controls: Enter to start. wasd and arrow keys move your hand and phone. Space shoos the kid hands away and gives you a boost. But I forgot to bind “tap on phone” to keyboard, so you can only win if a kid hand hits share at the right time.