Sorry, but 5min is the longest I'm willing to spend to try and understand how to play a browser game. In this case, I completely failed. It looks original, but it feels unplayable.
Rather than a wall of text that mixes the controls with the thematic description of the game, how about a short tutorial?
Hey, thanks for trying! This was the first actual game we ever made and we thought it wasn't too hard to understand, so we spent the extra time we had on the third day on polishing some of the game's mechanics instead of making a tutorial. Reading the feedback we got, it's pretty obvious that a lot of the mechanics weren't as intuitive as we thought they were. Definitely gonna make the tutorial a higher priority on the next game :p
