Thank you so much for making this, that intro kills me every time lmao. Glad to hear you enjoyed my dumb lil game :). Sorry to hear about the crashes, but the good news is I think I figured out the source and patched it (no promises, though, I am a trash programmer lol). I'm definitely gonna take your criticisms to heart and am hoping to have a much more complete game in the future.
Thanks again for playing!