As most people said it's not really relevant to the theme, nevertheless I took some time to see if I could get Dave cheered up. :D
Would've been nice if it started with a story where Dave got injected with some cyber-anti-depressant but because of the cyber-viagras he's been taking they had the opposite effect. Now he was sad all day having wood without being in the mood. Ok, my ideas are a bit offsetting maybe so ignore this paragraph. :D
Basically it should be more related to the jam.