Thanks for the advice, I'l check that out.
This is future Eloqi: I messed around with my screen resolution and, while yours wasn't an option, the text didn't change place, which it probably would have done if that was the issue. By computer is rubbish, it randomly powers off, I can't play the games I've bought and Microsoft Office doesn't work so I guess your game must just be another casualty of my utterly awful computer.