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kay to try to cope with the endless nightmare Hell that is DHMIS, im now going to say my opinions on everyone:

Paige: uh *ahem* GREEN IS A CREATIVE COLOR BITCH

Tony: ......please let me keep ym skin after i talk to you, i need my skin to live thank you very much

Colin: (hes the conputer guy right?) *ahem* bitch you aint touchin these buns hon i downloaded virus protection

Shrignold: *this is gravel cult love guy right?) *ahem* uh please no i have a REAL boyfriend so i know what REAL love is, plese be quiet, and stop feeding your "king" gravel, it prolly tastes gross

Malcolm: hey no offense but i entirely forgot who you are

David: OH HELL NO, I AINT EATING YOU STUPID PEOPLE MEAT! QUIT FORCING CANNIBALLISIM ONTO OTHER PEOPLE! STOP IT PLEASE GTFO

green person: please stop following David, it will prolly be the literal end of you

Melody: oh hello, what insane nightmare hell are you going to drag me into?

Melody is going to teach yall abt PIANO

hmmmmmm

i dont trust that................at all..........

also wut does everyone have to say about wut i just said to them?

also my DHMIS OC:

This is Penelope, and shes a sort od wind-up toy, her wind-up key being right in the middle of her titties, and she teaches people about why r_pe is bad, she was also made out of bits of all the other teachers, and some random scraps of metal (conputer guy gave her those) and she gets picked on by everyone else for being kind instead of murder-y

At the end of the episode she's supposed to make everyone's ears bleed 

Melody: :p

see i knew it

Penelope: *would prolly be bullied by Paige rn becuase she tried to tell her that green IS a creative color*

Penelope: ow ow! shatp! shatp!

melody: *EAR SPLITTING PIANO CHORDS* REE REE REE REE REE REE REE 

(Malcom is the gravel dude btw)

(k)

Penelope: *hahahah yes i dont have real ears bitches*

(can yew be paige im to triggered by how she acts to be her)

Paige: GREEN IS NOT A GOD DAMN CREATIVE COLOR 

melody: :p ree

Penelope: YES IT IS!!!! UR JUST A BIG PEE-PEE HEAD WHO CANT UNDERSTAND CRATIVITY!!!!! >:(

Penelope: *in her mind: oh fuck im in for it now*

paige: EXCUSE ME >:0 I AM THE MOST CREATIVE U STOOPID. I KNOW THE MOST ABT CREATIVITY AND GREEN ISN'T A CREATIVE COLOR