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david: we don't like to eat the show offy foods.

Green dude: show offy foods make your teeth go gray

Penelope: Daddy, we've been through this, you can "teach: people outside our family, but no stupid bullshit in this house

Penelope: *wait i have an idea8 MOMMY PAIGE, DADDY DAVID IS TRYING TO MESS WITH MY HEAD AGAIN!

*Paige absoloutley hates when David does that according to my headcannons btw*

Male kisser4 years ago

paige: >:( *smacc*

Melody: *piano music intensifies*

THE POLYWOG GOD4 years ago

Penelope: now Daddy PLEASE get out of the kitchen

Penelope: *turns to Paige* Mommy can we have spagetti tonight?

Penelope: *also gives David a little hug*

Penelope: *gives green dude a BIG hug and hands him some carrots as he goes away with Davd* here, this is better than anything David will give you, but you cant let him see you have it okay?

Male kisser4 years ago

david: :(

Paige: idc

Melody: *her shirt is halfway off now* (she has piano keys running till like halfway on her chest) *piano music intensifies*

Gtg

THE POLYWOG GOD4 years ago

Penelope: yes, now go you stupid redhead (she lives in the human AU) and no more trying to make me eat people, got it?

Penelope: GUYS WERE HEVING SPAGETTI!

Penelope: *flashbacks to why she teaches kids not to r_pe people* PUTS YOUR SHIRT BACK ON NOW

seeya :(

Male kisser4 years ago

melody: 🤨

THE POLYWOG GOD4 years ago

back

Penelope: *freaking out* PLEASE JUST PUT YOURE DAMN SHIRT ON

Male kisser4 years ago

melody: k then :p

THE POLYWOG GOD4 years ago

Penelope: *has a moment she usualy has where she realizes everyone she knows has at least 2 mental illnesses*

Penelope: *heavy breathing* please exuse me guys i need to go see Colin for a moment

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