"Okay, the walking is a little stiff and unresponsive. So far so boring."
"Oh, a step. I guess I have to jump over it."
Watches mummy and platform gently part ways with the delivery people in midair as if it were Aladdin on his flying carpet.
Realizes suddenly what the game is.
"Oh no." Splat.
"Okay, I need to get my brother to play this."