Penelope: oh.....so if i were an actual person my eyes would hurt right now *she is literally staring directly at it*
Penelope: whatever
Penelope: I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER BEEN OUTSIDE IN MY LIFE YOU EXPECT ME TO HAVE BRAIN CELLS?????
melody: *squints at the sun* yeh
Melody: going outside doesn't give you braincells
Penelope: okay
Penelope: *she gives you an obnoxious smile* well i wouldnt know, ive never been outside
Melody: *mocks your voice* Well I wouldn't know because I'VE never been outside
Penelope: *mocking you* hoi im Melody and im stupid and cant sing properly watch as i make your ears bleed na na na!!!!
melody: hush child
Penelope: *she just sticks her diamond-encrusted tounge out at you*
yes, her tounge is covered in diamonds, Paige forced Colin to do that
melody: i didn't know you had a ✨bedazzled✨ tongue
Penelope: * red LED lights light up in her cheeks*
Penelope: .....it was Paige's idea......
melody: *sticks her tongue out* all i have is a piercing *she has a LOT of piercings*
Melody: woa
