Penelope: *she starts tearing up and sparking* its NOT YOU DUMBASS!!!! anyones life matters just as much as the next you fucking dolt! fuck you sideways on a godmdan breadstick. i fucking TRIED that already!! you guys just think im stupid and worthless just because i understand that people matter!!! and im NOT a brat, you just dont have brain cells, and what'd you cost, $5?
melody: that's because im a 19 year old queer piano human hybrid working on a low budget kids tv show with a bunch of murderers and a robot child who keeps insulting me and forgetting my breadstick allergy.
Melody: and my crippling tattoo, pricing and monster energy drink addictions are keeping me from affording braincells