This kind of reminds me of a guide to mushrooms and toadstools I saw once. Some of them had descriptions like: Smells like: Decaying meat. Tastes like: Rotten eggs. Side effects: Known to frequently cause liver failure. And it was like what? More than one person has actually put something that smelled that disgusting in their mouth to know what it tastes like. Blergh!
Anyway, nice work on the game. I was feeling quite disorientated wandering around the forest looking for 0.01c mushrooms.