"We begin in a ballet studio. A young dance major regretting her life decisions, her demonic student named Neosporin refuses to do anything but the chicken dance. Little do they know that soon, Edith will be marrying her uncle the following morning on a boat, will dance the chicken dance, and cause the boat to sink. Eeeeuuuuughghhghhh (Translation: I've gotta hand it to you, this system is amazing.)"