I feel for this electrician, for not even a skilled magician
Could save this ‘game’ which belongs with the mortician.
Though this game belongs in the trash, I did have a bash!
I broke my mouse, monitor and keyboard and even though it were free I demand back my cash!
The gravity lacked any pullin’, and the truffalo trees were straight stolen!
The zip zeeps were garbage heaps and the flashlight needed controlin’.
I pray to god this wasn’t a jam, for it reeked of 13 year old ham,
Instead of playing this game Id rather hop on a plane to a city called Houston with a boy who only eats spam.