For reasons that have little to do with mental health, I got really engrossed in beating this game in under 1:30. Anyway, feel free to check it out if you're interested:
https://youtu.be/22Y-oEnIVOI
I never thought I'd see sub 1m30s. Quadruple damage glitch ~with~ the skip bunnies glitch no less. Congratulations friend, you really REALLY did it!