Hasuke: ...you are a interesting human alright *you notice she's actually taking notes about something*
"What'cha writing?"
Hasuke: oh, its just my research!
"Research on what?"
Hasuke: on people! i look at how humans act at certain things, and their emotions!
"Sounds dumb."
Hasuke: hey! it might be dumb for you, but i'm not even a human, and this is a really big thing for me! plus, i made a huge progress with it as well!
He grabbed his balloons and helium can. "Well, progress is good, but do you just walk up to rando's?"
Hasuke: what? ofcourse not! i look at things thats happening to others and note that down!
"Hm..reminds me. Are you horny?"