Hello.
I really liked this game.
The art and the music were pretty good.
The story was funny.
However, speaking of the story, I wish that if I pressed E while a text is appearing I'd be able to see the whole text. The speed the text appears is too slow for me.
I'm not sure how this fits the theme.
I also wish you added coyote jump, but there was barely any platforming, so it does not matter *that* much.
Anyway, here is the proof that I played your game: