That's probably one of the wackiest interpretation of the theme I've seen lol (and I mean that in a good way :) ). I like that you have different levels of tolerance, it adds the bit of variety the game needs. One thing I would've added is something to reward the player for dancing for a while, maybe like a grooviness meter filling up, or a combo system, anything to make the experience more engaging. Or maybe comments bubble popping over people as they dance / run away from you, that could be fun :)
In any case, it gave me a good chuckle, nice job!