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EnderWitherX7 years ago(+2)

(Commentatron 2.0) Wait, aren't you supposed to be... forget it, you have the task of calling the lawyers, meanwhile I'll send his coordinates to the PURGE and SWAR.


(Erik) *hears a bang at the door, followed by plasma fire) *sigh* Here we go again...

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cogitoergosum8157 years ago(+1)

(Analysis-Bot 2.0) so... you've failed to meet our request to add macho garbage bots with mustaches, have you? unforgivable... I hereby sentence you to 18 years of work! but not just any work... raising a human to fight in the arenaaaaaaaaaaaaa! hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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EnderWitherX7 years ago(+1)

(Erik) You know, I already have a perpetual work sentence by the exact same robot... only from a superior version.


(Commentatron 3.0) My underling, and his clones have been eliminated.

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cogitoergosum8157 years ago(+1)

(Analysis-Bot 2.0) Wha-? no, no! NOOOOOOOOOO!

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EnderWitherX7 years ago(+1)

(PURGE Strikers) Analysis-Bot 2.0, you can either become a Work-Bot, or go, with all of your clones, to the Charge Zone arena. If you refuse... CHARGE UP YOUR RIFLES, SQUAD!

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cogitoergosum8157 years ago(+1)

(Analysis-Bot 3.0) can I become a Business-Bot? I hear something cool is happening with Business-Bots soon!

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EnderWitherX7 years ago(+1)

(SWAR Striker) No, Analysis-Bot 3.0, but you get to watch humans die.

(The Emperor) I remember when I was a Business-Bot, such a great upgrade company.

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